What Mitt Needs to Do ...

... to become the Next President of the United States --

Justice Dakota

02/16/2012

Dear Governor Romney,

Sir, you are playing it really close to the margins -- and time is of the essence. Whoever your "Advisers" are ... uh, well ... Snore!

So, here is how you become POTUS in a nutshell:

1) Stop using words and phrases that most Americans don't use in their daily lives (for instance, "... for Pete's Sake"). Just stop doing that and your numbers go up several percentage points.

2) For God's sake, man -- stop being defensive!

3) Dude, you're Mormon. Talk about it; talk about the horror of religious bigotry. Talk about the Founding Father's disgust of a religious litmus-test to hold public office. Governor, you know bigotry. Does your campaign demonstrate a fear of the bigots? Put religious bigotry to rest ... send it to the "ash-heap" of history.

4) Don't shower for several days.

5) Give the "kid-folk" something. We all know you can't be "hip" -- but give the youngsters a "policy-bone." A little imagination, Sir, goes a long way ...

6) You may consider getting "radical" about something. "Radical Reform of the Tax Code" (Oh, and propose something radical). Here's a good one: "Radical Re-investment in Freedom and Prosperity."

With Respect,

Justice Dakota