A Letter to Santa

A Hypothetical Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, I Deserve Free Condoms!

Mr. Claus: I believe that I deserve to have free condoms. I do not want to go to Wallgreens and purchase them. Can you please mandate that my employer gives me a Health Insurance plan that guarantees free condoms?

Also, can you mail them to me so I don't have to drive to the store. This way condoms will be Green! Green Condoms -- Greendoms -- Oh, ya! It could be a new industry that creates jobs.

Sincerely and Respectfully,

Justice Dakota