On first report, 10-percent of the "Real Conservative Movement (RCM)" stayed home to watch a re-run of D***s of H*z**d (The Georgia Episode).
Experts suggest the RCM's potential help of an extra 10-percent inconsequential as 60-percent is greater than 40-percent!
The RCM Cries Foul!
They Love Newt and Bless His Ex-Wives!!
The First Presidential Debate between President Obama and Speaker Newt Gingrich:
President Obama looks at Speaker Newt Gingrich and asks, "Speaker, where is your core?"
Gingrich says something about the "Star Spangled Banner" and Fancois Scott Key.
President Obama says, "Francois, or as I remember him from my historical studies at Harvard, 'Sir Scott Key;' well Mister Speaker, Sir Scott Key wrote the greatest poem ever over-layed upon an English musical anthem."
Newt looks up at the President, burps, attempts to hide his belly, and says, "F*** you!"
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